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I showed up at an inconvenient time

When you had stuff to do -- important stuff!

And now I write this inconvenient rhyme

Of love for you.  Haven't you had enough?

I send it to your office email -- yikes!

Someone might know that you are loved so deep,

That someone wants to see you -- jeezy crikes!

Like overnight!  Like lovers!  What a creep!

And plus I fart, and interrupt your jokes,

I sweat when I am with you sometimes -- ick!

When we make love, into your sheets it soaks

And ruins them!  It ought to make you sick!

And look at this!  This poem is a rant!

You're better off trading me for a plant.